So there’s a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Newfie in a local restaurant. They all took their wives out for Valentine’s Day for supper. Each one wanted to impress their spouse on this special day.
The Frenchman turned to his wife and said, “Could you pass zee sugar, Sugar?”
The Englishman couldn’t let Frenchie show him up, so he tried to do better. He looked in his wife’s direction and said, “Could you pass the honey, Honey?”
Well, the Newfie knew that he could do even better than the other two chumps. He turned to his wife and said, “Could you pass the tea, Bag?”